Writing my very last paper of my undergrad career and just like all the other papers I’ve ever written in my life… I’m having a difficult time starting. While thinking of a good intro for my paper, this fictitious event popped into my head.
“Give ‘em a hook Sonny. Give ‘em a hook.”
“I’m trying Grandpapa, but I don’t know how to sound interesting.”
“Just be like those docs in lab coats. You know, the ones with them rats, and shock them! That’s how you start a paper. You shock them.”
Yeah, I need help.
FYI: I don’t agree with the use of electrical shocks on animals.